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PLEASE, LET ME SECOND SANDY'S "EMOTION". MY DEAR OLD UNCLE USED TO TELL ME,"ALWAYS START WITH GOOD TIN". SOMETIMES WE DON'T LISTEN TO OUR DEAR OLD UNCLES IN A FIT OF EXCITEMENT AND EMOTION OVER SOMETHING WE HOLD DEAR TO OUR HEARTS. CASE IN POINT; THE MCLAREN COUPE I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT A FEW MONTHS AGO, YOU KNOW, MY FANTASTIC FIND THAT WAS THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME? WELL, IT TURNS OUT(as it usually does)THE CAR IS,FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM,A BEATEN PIG READY FOR SLAUGHTER. IT WAS IN AN ACCIDENT THAT LEFT THE LEFT QUARTER,DOGLEG,HATCH AND REAR BODY PANEL TOAST. HOWEVER, THERE "WAS" AN UPSIDE.... I KNOW THREE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC "BODY ARTISTS" ON THE PLANET. I FIGURED, GET A QUARTER AND A HATCH GLASS AND HAVE THE "MAGICIANS" WORK THIER MAGIC ON EVERYTHING ELSE. WELL KIDS,IN MY EXCITEMENT IN FINDING A "FAIRLY" STRAIGHT MCLAREN WITH "RELATIVELY" MINOR DAMAGE,I, THE FORMER AUTO DAMAGE ADJUSTER FOR A MAJOR INSURANCE COMPANY,NEGLECTED TO LOOK "EXTENSIVELY" UNDERNEATH THE CAR. SUFFICE IT TO SAY THE FLOORPAN WILL MAKE YOU SEASICK. THE BODY MAY HAVE TAKEN A GOOD SHOT BUT THE FLOOR GOT KO'D. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAVE "SOME" MCLAREN PARTS AND I'M BACK OUT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER COUPE. SOMEBODY SAID THEY SAW A TITANIUM LOOKING COUPE... THATS ACTUALLY A PRETTY RARE CAR AS MCLARENS GO. I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF ITS FOR SALE....