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Number: 3487
From: "Sandy Block" <cigarsandy@c...>
Date: Sun Sep 7, 2003  10:00 pm
Subject: Best Anti Car Theft Story I Ever Heard

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Best Anti Car Theft Story I Ever Heard

74 year old grandmother comes out of the supermarket where she went
to buy a baseball bat for her grandson. Her car is parked far off
(as we would park) and as she approachs, she sees a guy in the
passenger seat, with his leg hanging out the door, he's kinda laying
across the bucket seat, and doing something under the dash. What he
was doing was trying to cut the wires to the kill switch the car
had. Well, old granny take the baseball bat and cracks over over a
different type of ball! Plural to be exact! Sending the guy nearly
into a coma, falling out of the car and rolling on the pavement! She
then begins screaming call the police, and somebody in the lot does
on their cell phone and he gets hauled off in the old Crown Vic !
Local TV interviewed her and she said she woulda hit him with
whatever she bought in the market.
Clincher now......
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The car was a 1987 Cadillac Cimmaron WITH gold luggage rack.